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And the winner is …

19 December 2011

Snow joke

There’s nothing like a load of hilarious Christmas jokes to kick off the festive season. And what you sent us is nothing like a load of hilarious Christmas jokes…

Only kidding!

We asked for your best Christmas crackers and that’s exactly what we got. And for the last week, the office has been reverberating with giggles, chuckles, snorts and guffaws.

So thanks to everyone who’s helped make this year’s festivities start with a smile.

Unfortunately though there could only be one winner. It was a tough job, but we took a vote on it and managed to get it down to a final three.

In reverse order then:

Third place was this tone-lowerer from Melanie at risk and auditing software supplier Pentana:

What’s the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs!

Second place was shared between Stacey Richards of admin company SLR & Co Ltd and Ofsted inspector Jennifer Beckles who both sent in this corker:

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!

First place, and the hamper from Suffolk Food Hall, goes to (drum roll please) graphic and web designer Dean Clamp of Dean Clamp Design.

Congratulations Dean and thanks for brightening our week with this cracker:

I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas … it’s not her main present, just a stocking filler!

Arf! Enjoy the fruits of your labour Dean. And a very merry Christmas from us all.

 

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